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Are you searching for your daily Shrek fix? We’ve got you! We at Anomalous decided to bring you a collection of the 50 funniest Shrek memes in history. Enjoy all the following memes about Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, and Shrek 4 too.
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Marvel: ‘Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history’
me: pic.twitter.com/IHouxs8yp7
— Ali (@Azniac) March 20, 2018
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stopped to clean @shrek ‘s hollywood star. nothing but respect for MY president pic.twitter.com/SGgZIe31kz
— erin (@jeanjcket) July 3, 2017
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[Stock market crashes]
“Oh no, I better check on my investments!”
*opens cupboard over top of the sink*
[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]— H̴̋O̶̯̲͂R̵̩̹͋͛R̷̄Ö̷́̄̕R̴̘̅BȄ̶̗E̸̲̾̊ST (@flashember) September 6, 2015
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she said do you love me, i said only partly, i only love my swamp and my donkey, i’m sorry… pic.twitter.com/GwgrFYYLDN
— ETHAN (@ethan11kovach) February 3, 2018
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ME: I’ll put a sexy movie on
DATE: Good idea
*presses play*
D: Shrek?
M: omg embarrassing
D: Haha
M: [fumbling with DVD] Meant to be Shrek 2— Jon (@ArfMeasures) July 5, 2016
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I don’t remember this part of the movie…. pic.twitter.com/mkWkYJUKq2
— 🥪 (@jjxxmnn) February 23, 2018
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[valentine’s day]
gf: [reading my txt] “keith just said he’s going to give me 92 minutes of pleasure tonight”
her friend: “oh wow”
[later watching shrek 2]
me: “you look disappointed”— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 14, 2018
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best shrek song
you: all star by smash mouth
me, an intellectual: I Need A Hero by the Fairy Godmother— indy 🥟 (@iraexe) May 15, 2017
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If you read the Bible backwards it’s the script for Shrek 2
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 29, 2016
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Make friends in your classes pic.twitter.com/U6NXvCooun
— molly (@mcelizabeth97) March 14, 2018
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so baby pull me closer in the backseat of ur rover pic.twitter.com/aaZxh31KRm
— tom (@tom_harlock) November 18, 2016
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I’ve started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr 35min (the length of the movie)
Examples:
“See you in a shrek!” (1hr 35min)
“Dinner will be ready in half a shrek.” (47.5min)
“My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!” (1 month)— taco bell hooks (@ohpegah) February 15, 2018
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Me: Whats wrong babe?
Her: Nothing.
Me:*Pauses DVD of Shrek 2 that Ive had on a loop since losing my job* No somethings wrong I can tell.— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) September 22, 2016
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BIDEN: How come you’ve never shown ME the swamp?
OBAMA: Drain the swamp is a metaphor, Joe.
BIDEN: Where will Shrek live? pic.twitter.com/xEKzJJpazZ— Maybe: Brendan Bergen (@carpetislava) November 11, 2016
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HITMAN: Who’s the target?
ME: [slides photo across table]
HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek?
ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse— Joe West (@joejwest) February 12, 2016
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*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher*
DR: what happened
EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon
DR: WE’VE GOT AN OGREDOSE— Brandon the Cow (@Brampersandon_) May 28, 2015
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#LyricsThatHaveToBeShouted
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME pic.twitter.com/1MmmYVUFMy— notorious aBIGail (@abigailbennett_) June 15, 2016
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“My god, it’s the zombie apocalypse. Everyone grab the most critical items and get ready to run”
*me holding a Shrek 2 DVD*
Way ahead of you— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA (@BuckyIsotope) January 20, 2016
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cop: do you know why i pulled you over
me: because i was playing the Shrek 2 soundtrack?
cop: ya turn that shit up lol
— m ¨̮ (@melmadara) March 18, 2019
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please enjoy this painting of kanye as a shrek pic.twitter.com/PrfAJFoTKO
— omen wilson (@bug_facts) April 23, 2014
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*Hallelujah starts playing*
“Ah yes, from Shrek”
— Merlin’s beard (@Mariamnessi) May 12, 2017
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This is an actual Smash Mouth concert pic.twitter.com/9ZIAzgIrBg
— Matthew (@MattyDudedizzle) June 28, 2016
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A Shrek fan fiction about Donkey and Dragon’s bdsm sex life called 50 Shades of Bray: How to Chain Your Dragon
— evil slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) September 15, 2019
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tfw your potato has layers pic.twitter.com/DZKcg6E7bA
— Denny’s (@DennysDiner) February 22, 2017
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Him. pic.twitter.com/d5p4tNbh93
— shrek imagines (@kissingshrek) June 14, 2014
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✨ a skincare thread ✨
how i went from this… to THIS! pic.twitter.com/AbXjP0uREr— jords (hiatus) (@soulgamora) March 8, 2018
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I consider myself a true film fan. Most people wouldn’t understand true art and I don’t expect them to. Here are my top five films of all time
1. shrek
2. Shrek 2
3. Shrek 3
4. Shrek Forever After 3D
5. Pulp Fiction— lili libra (@bbylychee) March 11, 2018
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I know my children are going to warn their future partners not to shit talk Shrek in front of me.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 2, 2016
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green characters who are too sexualized:
– shrek
– the grinch
– the green m&mgreen characters who haven’t gotten sexualized ENOUGH:
– Flubber pic.twitter.com/8OqQd3AZO0— Michal (@Miexriir) February 10, 2018
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there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming
— bada bing / bada boom (@jazz_inmypants) January 5, 2020
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ok so I got pulled over on my way home from makeup class… pic.twitter.com/Nyn7rOa1LM
— haybay (@_haybayy) October 17, 2017
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